What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Space

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

— we are metamorphosing!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?